We are sitting in a bar. We are waiting. We are trying to amuse ourselves.
I am now entirely up to speed on what fashionable females will be wearing this autumn. I have read the reports from The Economist’s Africa Bureau; exactly where is Burkina Faso, by the way? My purse is organized. You can only check Facebook so much. The flight is delayed. It is time to break out the drinking games.
If you want to make big bucks at said games, here’s an excellent piece of artillery in your arsenal: “What does it say on your zipper?”
I’m guessing YKK. Check now. Am I right?
So, what else don’t we know about zippers?
Depending on how we’re conducting this game, either you have to knock back a tequila shooter, or I do. I’m new at this; I prefer to play for money. Or real estate.
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